I know you haven’t got time to wade through a long, winding post have you? What with family tensions simmering on the stove, whole aunties to stuff with onion and sage; I bet you haven’t even started hoovering the children. So I will be brief.
I used to live in London, I was on a first name basis with John Lewis (such was the intimacy of our sordid little dealings), my previous life involved exotic mini-breaks to European cities on a semi-regular basis. After half a dozen years homsickness finally got the better of me and I returned home to my native New Zealand. I have been home for six months. Dorothy is not in Kansas anymore.
So throw another annoying nephew on the fire/bbq and snuggle up with me on the magical mystery tour. All are welcome :)
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