A little delicate this morning and sparkly brain has been fogged up. Possible from drinking moet with a good mate, who has a gorgeous convertible, at Scorching Bay, while the sun set last night (which incidently is the best way to cheer me up following teary fallout after do-my-head-in boy emails). So I have shamelessly pimped this weeks friday five off the interweb. Still, it’s pretty good :)
Five: Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Four: Chuck Norris destroyed the pereodic table. He only recognises the element of surprise.
Three: There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’ computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Two: Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried.
One: Contary to popular belief, America is not a democracy. It is a Chucktatorship.
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