I’m indulging in quite decadent behaviour due to coldness. In bed with laptop, George and cup of tea. Sounds good huh? But oh horror, the plasticky bit off the back of the remote has gone and the batteries are not held in properly. I am forced to watch TV One or get up to change the channel (NO). Stars in their Eyes is on. Thoughtful and considered observations follow:
Is it just me or is Simon Barnett a little bit creepy?
Maybe it’s just his unfeasibly oily hair.
Maybe I need to swap out my tea for a large vodka to watch this shite.
Cher lady is scary. With weird lacy covered thighs. She’s a bit drag queeny.
I think if I was going to enter it would be ON-J Hopelessly Devoted to You. It’s my karaoke song. (one time, on team building trip to Brighton, I won a karaoke competition in the (almost empty) bar on the pier. Prize was a £50 bar tab. Yeah baby).
Holy crap James Taylor NEVER had hair like that!
Canadian knitting woman is annoying. Won’t be voting for her. God they’re showing home video of her singing country. Please don’t sing country. Please don’t sing country. God it’s worse, she fancies herself as a bit rock n roll. I bet she’s Amy Winehouse.
*ad break*
Annoying Canadian knitting woman is a crap Amy Winehouse. With ugly frock.
What!? Dunedin lady is music teacher. Isn’t that like CHEATING. Oh the humanity.
Simon just quoted Southern Man ad in reference to Dunedin. Now am I just sensitive or is Simon a bit of a dick?
Cheating Music Teacher lady sings Lulu. She’s pretty good (what a bloody surprise).
WTF?! The studio audience vote. Why is there no text voting? I was totally going to text my vote. And you call yourself a reality tv show. Pah.
The drag queen won. Stupid remote. Stupid show.
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LOL!! … and I was just about to leave a similar comment ;)He’s just not Matthew Kelly, is he (but then I think MK was accused of molesting children?).Same same but different.
I suspect it would a truely groundbreaking show to elevate Simon ‘don’t touch my hair you might break your hand’ Barnett to the superstar status of The Shat :)
I was on Face The Music, a totally high quality game show, in 1992 when I was a student in Chch. Simon Barnett was the host. He was the first truly ‘famous’ person I had met. I was starstruck. Then, in 1998, I met William Shatner. When I say ‘met’ I actually mean he popped his head into the studio where we were shooting a children’s tv series bearing his name. Now that’s fame. At the time everyone though WS was a dick, then along came Boston Legal and he’s cool again. Perhaps SB, if he wasn’t a child smacking dickwad as Martha points out, will be cool again one day? *adopts whimsical pose*
Simon Barnett is a child smacking dickwad.