Fans will know that the Care Bears’ ultimate weapon is the ‘Care Bear Stare’ in which the collected Bears stand together and radiate light from their respective tummy symbols. These combine to form a ray of love and good cheer which could bring care and joy into the target’s heart.
The real reason behind the ‘Stare’ is revealed as American Greetings announce that the CBs have been under the knife for a remake involving ‘less belly fat, longer eyelashes’.
They are just fucking starving.
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