I just went to buy a sandwich. I started rummaging around my bag for my wallet. It’s somewhere at the bottom of this huge tardis like thing I carry my life around in, and when I yank out my wallet, I accidentally FLING a TAMPON at the Wishbone guy. In slow motion I watched it fly from my bag and smack him in the neck all while he braces for it like a ball coming toward him and actually tries to bat it away.
I’m so completely embarrassed and the only thing that comes to mind to say is, ‘I’m SO SORRY, I don’t even know why it’s in there, I don’t even have my period!’ which probably just made it worse judging by the look on his face. He then hands the tampon back to me saying, ‘Um, do you want this back?’
The small line of people are standing behind me clutching their wraps and sandwiches and staring at me while I decide whether or not I want my tampon missile back. ‘No really. Please just throw it away,’ and he complies, then spends the next 20 seconds searching around for a rubbish bin. When he can’t find one, he rests the tampon atop his cash register where it sits while he takes my money.
I can never buy anything from there ever again.
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the random z came from holding the shift key and the z key down.see < HREF="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zomg" REL="nofollow">ZOMG!!<>but you knew that =)oh and cotton wool bumble bees… thats where you were headed too…
My boys were about 3 and 6 years and were playing outside . A stock agent and the bank manager arrived and one of them said to me… “um… you may want to check on what your boys are actually doing there’. When I went out I wasmortified… They had a box of tampons and were dipping them in a big puddle and watching them swell up… a whole 32 pack was strewn around them in the mud! “these are cool Mum,” said Douglas enthusiastically..”. can we buy some more? “Bet they wouldn’t want to be reminded of that now! Hugs Ronnie
you put tampons on your shoes when you go mountain climbing. ive seen it on the telly.
they’d make good cargo for thomas the tank engine too i reckon.nearly off topic: i was helping my friend move, and we lifted the marital bed to discover his wifes buzzer under there, <>just<> as she walked in. i looked. he looked. she looked. we all looked. there was a lot of looking. i wanted to be not there.in HIND SIGHT, i should have said, hey, its been a long morning, lets have a little FUN.but i didnt, so they are still my friends
clearly you have never tried to use a tampon. that is not what the ads mean by wings…
Don’t know where that random “Z” came from.
ZMan, don’t you just wish you’d prepared by drawing a cute face on it & maybe sticking on some fairy wings? Like the dentists used to do with (whatever TF they used to do that with that looked just like tampons).
i simply must demand you go back and get a pic of said mousey sitting on registerbetter still, can you get the wishbone security tapesif you cant get the tapes, can you do it again the next closest wishbone? and get somebody to record itanother win for the mooncup marketing team thoughthey should do that.the mooncup advertising peeps should get youtube classics of tampons being flung about and go crazy