Five: I Love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away ~ Nancy Mitford
Four: If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me ~ Alice Longworth
Three: Brevity is the soul of lingerie ~ Dorothy Parker
Two: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye ~ Miss Piggy
One: I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end ~ Margaret Thatcher
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11) “I’ll teach you, you’ll regret ever meeting me, John” – Lorena Bobbit
“and that goes for you too, Peter Dunne”
10) “oww tony stop it, thats my back!” – Kristin Dunne Powell
“Fuck you John Key, you smug yesman wanker” – Helen Clark
13) “thank god you reduced the charges, can I go back to Deal or No Deal now?” – Millie Holmes
Nine: dont bring that f&%$%ing beat up alien in here ~ mrs will smithi love this game