So apparently Darwin was wrong and cows are from another planet.
‘This book proves beyond doubt that the common origin of all species was divinely revealed in all the scriptures, but was ill understood a long time before it reached Darwin. We have identified, within half a square mile, the location where the first ever living cell appeared, as well as identified the exceptions to the earthly evolution. Camels, cows, sheep and goats were created outside this planet and were brought down to the ape man ‘Adams’ after they were converted to intelligent beings’.
The author of this theory Dr Mark Thomas has a medical degree, and an additional PhD in comparative religion. He is like the awesomest ever poster boy for cognitive dissonance. I love profoundly loony explanations about the universe and stuff. I love the idea of cows arriving in spaceships.
No word yet from Dr Thomas if this is in any way related to the cow abductions…
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I guess suspicion should initially be aroused when the source for evidence is ‘the scriptures’.who allowed this guy on the internet anyway?
poppycock!
Your just jealous ‘cos you never thought of it.
never heard of this dr. mark thomas. i might buy that a star or something collided with earth and some sort of cells from that planet…but i am more inclined to go with darwin’s theories.:)i like the photo.:)mary