Five: it’s so cold, Al Gore has returned his Nobel prize.
Four: it’s so cold, you have to chop the dogs off the fire hydrants.
Three: it’s so cold, if you suck on an ice-cube it just gets bigger
Two: it’s so cold, I fell out of bed and my jamas broke.
One: it’s so cold, Chuck Norris put on a jacket.
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not only is the water the flows over the top frozen, but the water in the bottom is beginning to freeze…im gonna say it…im gonna say it……OMG!
There is an arctic front coming through tomorrow. It’s meant to be -6 in London.SO glad I bought thermals.By the time you get here it will be all spring-like and sunshiney. You have to hand in your man card.