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January 30, 2009

friday five: how cold is it?

Five: it’s so cold, Al Gore has returned his Nobel prize.

Four: it’s so cold, you have to chop the dogs off the fire hydrants.

Three: it’s so cold, if you suck on an ice-cube it just gets bigger

Two: it’s so cold, I fell out of bed and my jamas broke.

One: it’s so cold, Chuck Norris put on a jacket.




Comments

  • 9:03pm September 28, 2009
    SG said:

    not only is the water the flows over the top frozen, but the water in the bottom is beginning to freeze…im gonna say it…im gonna say it……OMG!

    Reply

  • 9:19pm September 28, 2009
    sas said:

    There is an arctic front coming through tomorrow. It’s meant to be -6 in London.SO glad I bought thermals.By the time you get here it will be all spring-like and sunshiney. You have to hand in your man card.

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