Dear God,
Dude! I badly need a favour.
You see I found a little place for us to call home, just a 2 bedroom maisonette in Chiswick. It has a garden the size of a kitchen table, is suitably Rex-friendly: perfect really. And then I met the Bastards-R-Us Letting Agency. Who want a pint of blood and the soul of my first born as part of the reference checking process. And well, now they tell me that they cannot take the security deposit and months rent in advance via a bank card. They need it in cash or in a bankers cheque. And as I haven’t been paid yet, it’s all coming out of my NZ account. I don’t have time now, to organise the cheque and so I have to withdraw the money from the ATM. And the limit on ATM’s appears to be £500 per day. And well I need to get FOUR times that by 6pm tomorrow. And the NZ Bank phone line is closed. Science Guy’s superpowers do not extend to such administrative detail and well shit man, I need a favour!
Please please please let the boffins at Westpac who work on a Saturday and probably need me to go into a branch to do anything, please let them have the power to allow me to get this money out. And let the Bastards-R-Us Letting Agency be sweet with the reference information they have (it was easier to get top secret government clearance than to rent this little house). And please let me get this cash to the Letting Agent without being mugged. Or falling victim to a big gust of wind. Thanks awfully.
Love,
Sas
PS: Sorry about all the kittens.
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And all this time, I thought Mr. Kitters died of natural causes.*sniffle*
Good luck!
Hope it all goes well for you and the bankers give you YOUR money.
ooh, those bastards. Hope it all works out!