There I was idly researching a post on ‘Things I Could Give Up for Lent’ and I came across this! Yep, dem crazy catholics are at it again. The ‘Passion 4 Christ Movement’ (or P4CM: rockin’ yoof speak) has a range of t-shirts for those who have denounced the evils of ‘self pleasure’. They have an online store, there’s a lovely poem, and you can donate to P4CM at the click of a mouse. So that’s handy.
I am giving these guys points for their marketing strategy. Attempts to introduce me to god are usually conducted by an overweight woman in a pinafore at the front door, smiling gormlessly and waving a leaflet. Or some old dude wearing three hats, goggles and pushing a shopping trolley with half the world loaded on it, screaming at the top of his lungs: ‘FUUUUUUCKING REPENT!’
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hey! that old dude is my brother!show some respect. please.
I love their tight, tense little smiles. They look like they need a good spank. I’m off to compose my own little poem about masturbation.
M – isn’t that the one about the boy and his mother and they are trapped together in the house over the summer and she breaks her leg? I think I remember the moisturiser scene. Ewwww.P – you must promise to publish that poem :)
so funny!!! did you ever see that indie film, “spank the monkey?”mary