If you are planning a posh frock night, you needs your undergarment scaffolding. And most of the ladies out there will know about Spanx.
Not to be outdone, men can now wear body shapers, too! Equmen just came out with the Core Precision Undershirt that makes a dude look like he’s packing a six pack. Because the six pack is BUILT INTO the shirt. Now that’s hot.
For anyone considering purchasing such a garment, please be aware that these are not miracle pants. The podge has to go somewhere. It’s going to creep out the sides. Or the top. Or the bottom. For this reason I recommend a full body shaper as it just ‘holds you in’. Plus you can breath AND walk. Bonus. And also know that while it’s not inconceivable that someone might be sufficiently impressed by your body to take you to bed, if your potential lover’s eagerness isn’t dented when the source of your svelteness is revealed, it will be when they realise you can remove it only by dialling 999 and getting the fire brigade to cut you out.
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Eeeww!The irony is that those who would be attracted to someone who (allegedly) looks like this are the same poeple who would be sooooo turned off by what it hides.
Too right Robin.