I found the perfect outfit for when the piggies kill off all except the chosen few. And they are BLUE, so we will all live in smurfect harmony. But hey get your order in very very soon as I am not sure Kevin Coster will be on hand as international horse riding postman once the pigtastrophe becomes a global pandemic.
Just look at some of the features of the Ferguson Safety Smock:
- virtually indestructible.
- have no hard fasteners that can be filed into weapons.
- have no nylon hook-and-loop fasteners that can be torn off and used as a rope.
- includes a sanitary belt ‘designed for self-destructive females on their menses.’
Plus, there is the quite seriously awesome bonus that you’d look a bit like a post-apocalyptic, sci-fi Moses.
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addendum: the male in this pic IS science guy
lol you can just tell that poor woman is thinking “Is this really what my life’s come to? Oh God! Somebody give me a shotgun, quick!”
I’d buy one of these … but I only wear nylon
SG: who’s the little lady?
Correction ‘on my mensus, wheres my meds?’
where did they find these models?
I rather thought she has an expression that says ‘where’s my meds?’
That’s hilarious!