So North Korea is officially the New Big Thing Designed To Scare The Holy Living Shit Out Of You. Apparently it has tested either: a ballistic missile capable of wiping out millions of innocent people, or a communications satellite equipped with a death ray capable of wiping out millions of innocent people. I don’t know why, with all the sanctions we imposed on them, no one thought to cut off their access to uranium? Sigh. Still, it sure puts MPs expenses, global warming, the economageddon, swine flu and all that shit into perspective.
It is understood that Kim Jong-il celebrated the ‘test’ by laughing manically while eating stir-fried puppies.
(With thanks to the Daily Mash for pic and perspective comment reportage).
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I’m sorry, and I know it’s wrong but I just can’t take Kim Jong-Il seriously since the “I’m so ronry” scene in Team America. Same for Matt Damon. And Alec Baldwin, FAG.
TP :o)
TP – the link goes to the infamous ‘Hans Brix’ scene :)
But yes Lou, I completely agree: he is bloody terrifying. I am crossing my fingers that Obama has his big-boy pants on, cos the UN are as effective as a chocolate teapot.
the stir-fried puppy eaters will get ‘cha every time. :-)
but seriously, it’s hard to know what’s real and what’s hype anymore, isn’t it?
oh my, imagine if he got his mitts on some swine flu, SARS, legionnaires, polio…
I sure take the small man seriously – it’s freakin’ scary in my opinion.