July 31, 2009
friday five: rubbish
‘British-born and based artists Tim Noble and Sue Webster skilfully skirt the boundaries between beauty and the shadowier aspects of humanity, playing with our perceptions as [...]
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| 8 Bantering Wittily
July 29, 2009
'ginger nymph causes lust fuelled rioting in...
(the vintage 1895 advertising poster for Gladiator Cycles that incites lust and General Badness) So, here is further evidence to prove my theories about Gingerism: a [...]
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| 13 Bantering Wittily
July 28, 2009
perspective
Loveyoulongtime readers will know of my journey from London back to New Zealand. And back again. And that I project managed the renovation of my little [...]
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| 10 Bantering Wittily
my midas touch
Yesterday I unwittingly metamorphosed into King Midas, except everything I touched turned to shit. Following my dealings Fuckwit Movers International, there was the failure of Royal [...]
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| 8 Bantering Wittily
July 27, 2009
the third most stressful thing after death and
Dear God, You’d think I’d know by now: in any project, always include contingency for some fuckwit to fuck something up. Also, that something is bound [...]
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| 9 Bantering Wittily
July 24, 2009
comfort
The best time to be unwell when I was a little girl, was in winter. Mum would take the day off work, light the fire and [...]
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| 14 Bantering Wittily
friday five: why would you knit that?
Yes number 5 is a Vagina Tissue Dispenser. And number 2? Why that’s a knitted placenta. Big thanks to Special K, who I think we can [...]
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| 16 Bantering Wittily
July 23, 2009
waiter, there appears to be an alien in my front...
Franco Brambilla creates scenes of pleasant, everyday life during and after aliens have conquered the Earth. They are weirdly awesome. Not to get all art critickey [...]
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| 4 Bantering Wittily
'anything to hold the terrible silence at...
Tonight, we are off to see Vladimir and Estragon. If by Godot I had meant God I would have said God, and not Godot ~ Beckett
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| 9 Bantering Wittily
July 22, 2009
…in which i begin to discuss my daddy issues
It’s like an unimaginative Gossip Girl plot line; son of adversarial, traumatic divorce, grows up as selfish, emotionally absent and philandering husband, has daughter who marries [...]
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| 14 Bantering Wittily
