Yes number 5 is a Vagina Tissue Dispenser. And number 2? Why that’s a knitted placenta. Big thanks to Special K, who I think we can all agree, has performed something of a public service by alerting us all to the joys of knitted freaky shit.
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the baby ears are quite cute but the vagina tissue dispenser disturbs me slightly!
I would use #5 for Tampax and pad storage. LOLOLOL…..
@Nanc the order was completely random but i like what you did there :)
the yoda baby hat is the physical embodiment of my maternal instincts.
avec plaisir, here’s another lot of stuff you might like. No vaginas this time.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jasonepowell/sets/72157613841045343/
Holy cow! yes, why, why? What’s going on? The baby bat ears isn’t too bad though.
Trinity: an excellent suggestion. Thanks for dropping by.
wow. people with imagination abd was too much time on their hands. kinda disturbing.
the penises look angry! maybe they’re fighting over the tissue ‘box’
Hahaha … that poor little kid’s face says it all!
Great Yoda baby ears… Also am curious about the knitted ‘wedding cake cover’? Cannot endorse the others though…
I think the Vagina Tissue dispenser makes total sense for people who masturbate. It gives you stimulation and then helps with the clean up.
I love #1 and am curious if #4 comes in adult sizes?
The knitted genitalia are strangely appealing.
And as for Yodababy… She/he overrides my non-maternal urges in a rather frightening manner.
hahahahaha!
Can’t…
stop….
laughing…
Yodakid just made my day!
Haha! Thanks for the laughs!
Loved the tissue dispenser, loved the Yoda-ears more though. The baby’s expression is worth a million bucks!
Ha!
Lets see, 2 fighting peeneers leads to a placenta then they quick get married over their knitted cake because bat-ear baby is on the way?… The vajay full of tissue? Well, you’d cry too if you’d just given birth to bat-kid.