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August 25, 2009

the rattle and tank

You wouldn’t Adam and Eve it but a rattle and tank has actually demonstrated a sense of humour. You just enter your Huckleberry Finn, select how much sausage and mash you want (a speckled hen or whatever bees and honey you‘re after). They contact the rattle and tank and bingo, innit.

So get your plates of meat down them apple and pears, along the frog and toad and ‘ave yourself a butchers.




Comments

  • 7:00am September 28, 2009
    JennyMac said:

    I cracked up because I have no “fab UK” decoder ring. But I am going to promptly steal the phrase whatever bees and honey you’re after

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  • 7:00am September 28, 2009
    Simon said:

    You took the very words out of my mouth.

    Now I want to see this implemented in Geordie and Scouse.

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  • 7:00am September 28, 2009
    Soda and Candy said:

    Hahahaha, I got ALL of those!

    Love rhyming slang. LOVE it. Will you tell us some New Zealand slang? Or Maori words that you use, that would be cool.

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  • 7:00am September 28, 2009
    Lulu LaBonne said:

    That was great – so were many of your other posts that I’ve just been reading.

    xx

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  • 7:00am September 28, 2009
    Organic Meatbag said:

    Hehehehe, being the lame American I am, this all sounded very foreign to me…but I liked it!

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