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Watts once said: any attempt to define oneself is like 'trying to bite ones own teeth'. Anyway. I am an ENTP, a Four, a Libran and a Water Ox; scatterbrained, organised, coulrophobic, messy, hopeful, sarcastic, optimistic, romantic.
I ♡ freshly ground black coffee, travelling on trains, white roses, hugs, finishing crosswords, steak medium-rare, a well-turned phrase, big-brained scientists, the departure lounge, my homemade marmalade on toasted crumpets, hand-written letters, the possibility of aliens, the possibility of god, remote New Zealand beaches, jazz trumpets, the colour red, rom-coms, the information superhighway, organic shapes, the poetry of ee cummings, the Bach cello suites of Yo-Yo Ma, ad-free content, picnics, pay day, and a good night's sleep.
I live London with the techie beekeeping paramour (ash) and the furs (rex & badger).
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what I find interesting is this looks like it’s draped over a bicycle. Is she driving this thing around the town? Does she look through the… opening? F8hasit sent me here, with a warning NOT to have any liquid in my mouth, just in case…
@simon i can totally see the nose, dude!
@trinity her expression seems to be saying ‘what vagina?’ love it
@f8hasit i love your response :) badge is inbound
my eyes, my eyes! i am now blind!
“Call me a big c*nt would ya” said Amanda
“I’ll give you big c*nt”
And that will now make all the male population either want to copulate on the spot, or become gay.
That is the funniest thing I’ve seen lately. WHAT was it for? And her hat? Is she a fashion sperm?
Oh my.
I just spewed hot coffee through my nostrils…
:-)
I love WTF Mondays. They get my mind started. OK, how about:
After 7 years and 12000 pieces of Double Bubble Bubble Gum, Helga the bicycling yodeler was finally ready to display her bubble gum sculpture. When asked if she understood it looked like a woman’s genatalia, she defiantly said “I cannot see the resemblance” and this reporter left it at that.
Wow, that’s… enormous.
I know what I’m supposed to see, but for some reason I am looking at her face. It’s like she is daring someone to say something to her and I find that entertaining
All right. I know NO ONE ELSE is going to see it, but to me that looks hysterically like someone making a really, really big sneeze.
OMG that is hilarious. An ex of mine years ago could have done with a good close up look at this for edification and inspiration.
not bad