
January 11, 2010
wtf monday
The Haunted Vagina is a published novel. The central plot theme poses the question: what if your girlfriend’s vagina was a gateway to another world? I [...]
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| 16 Bantering Wittily
January 9, 2010
feminine dynamic
Back in September, cup of tea in hand, on a plush orange velvet sofa, with a view of Lake Windermere, I opened my fresh copy of [...]
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| 15 Bantering Wittily
January 8, 2010
friday five: curves ahead
Preview images from V magazine’s forthcoming ‘size’ issue. More luscious beauties right here.
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| 12 Bantering Wittily
January 5, 2010
we don’t live here anymore
January: heart breaking, life shattering, month of endings. This is the busiest time for divorce lawyers. I guess no one wants to be the arsehole that [...]
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| 18 Bantering Wittily
January 4, 2010
first week back at work and i'm in a 'shed...
‘I am sending youpostcards from a placewhere I am not. We’re not tourists, we’re travelers a tourist is someone who thinks about going home the moment [...]
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| 4 Bantering Wittily
January 1, 2010
my word for twenty ten
Over the last few days I have let different verbs flutter around my brain. I have been patiently waiting for my word for 2010. The word [...]

















