The Haunted Vagina is a published novel. The central plot theme poses the question: what if your girlfriend’s vagina was a gateway to another world?
I think there is a lesson there for everyone.
You can purchase here (current offer includes a two for one deal with that other literary classic Satan Burger. And read the reviews here (they are not disturbing at all).
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*holds head* oh, it would be so easy to profile the writer and readers just based on the title and plot. Must not. Must resist. Gaah!
Wow. I kind of really want to read this. And at the same time I really don’t.
I’ve never seen a haunted vagina, but I’ve been around a few that still gave me the creeps.
Didn’t dare click on the reviews for her other opus ‘Razor Wire Pubic Hair’ either…
‘Ye-ouch!’
I love it! I have just emailed the library asking if they’ve got it on their catalogue. I want!
Great. The front page illustrations are going to give me nightmares.
This is beyond WTF!?!
…and the comments section…people are seriously reading this as a serious novel?!?! Not to be all judgmental or literary, but SERIOUSLY?!?!
i now HAVE to read this! thanks for the find and consider yourself followed.
ha ha ha! this has totally cheered me up! well done you for finding this.
Miss W
Yep – WTF says it all…
@Neil it makes the whole ‘eat me’ segment of Alice take on a whole new meaning.
@DJan you have a haunted vagina? or a penis to narnia?
@Eric i think i will have vagina week on the blog and see how my google analytics stand up to it :)
I wonder if Carlton III had a moment of concern when he named the work… You know, ‘Maybe I should do a title search to make sure no one has used this already.’
Thanks Carlton for taking away another Google search that would have returned zero matches…
I’ve got one of those. It was all those visitors who didn’t take off their shoes…
And yet still I am not published. Clearly I need to add a character with a penis that opens the back door to Narnia (disgusting pun intended)….
I’m mostly curious what world does this “gateway” lead to? Is this like an adult version of Alice in Wonderland?
WTF indeed :)