January 4, 2009

twister...

My so-very-tiny-its-almost-not-on-the-map home town was besieged by a tornado yesterday. A few trees came down, power was cut to a couple of houses (then quickly restored) [...]

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December 7, 2008

little boxes...

There is something very spooky about Whitby. Not sure if it is the contrived duck pond or the nautically themed street names. The uniform exterior cladding [...]

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December 3, 2008

'kate moss employs taste testers to weed ou...

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September 1, 2008

stuff white people like #36: breakfast places...

‘These places are restaurants that specialize in breakfast food and are usually only open from 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. and if you arrive at any [...]

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August 21, 2008

top turn offs...

Grown men in scout master uniforms (peados). And goatee beards (face looks like a scrotum). That is all.

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August 6, 2008

working the muff...

To the woman in Arabica about an hour ago, wearing a massive bluetooth headset: you looked like you had just walked out of a call centre. [...]

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July 15, 2008

important papal related questions...

So Pope Benedict XVI is visiting Sydney for World Youth Day and will give a big ‘sorry’ shout-out to all victims of Catholism (et al) within [...]

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July 8, 2008

dumbest baby name ever...

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have spawned Sunday Roast. Or something.

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June 11, 2008

three apples high...

Gargamel, it’s time to put your big-boy pants on. They are making a Smurf movie to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the original cartoons. Man how [...]

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June 4, 2008

10 things on thursday...

In which I find myself overcome with a to do list the size of Texas and a tiny little amount of hours to complete it. I [...]

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May 29, 2008

visual depiction of today...

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May 27, 2008

stars...

I’m indulging in quite decadent behaviour due to coldness. In bed with laptop, George and cup of tea. Sounds good huh? But oh horror, the plasticky [...]

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