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January 14, 2011
progress...
This week has been like wading through a bucket of pooh. Trains late, coffee cold, toes stubbed. The constant sense of dread when I drive into [...]
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| 13 Bantering Wittily
September 27, 2010
movement...
And then all of a sudden, after weeks of uncertainty and frustration and General Crapness: movement, decisions, clarity. FINALLY. The last six weeks of job search [...]
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| 19 Bantering Wittily
May 5, 2010
an open letter to tom etherington...
Dear Tom Etherington, Wow, so tough day? I bet you never expected this! As Editor of Zoo Magazine you are supposed to spend your day rating [...]
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| 15 Bantering Wittily
February 2, 2010
chocolate covered bollocks...
Perhaps it’s because of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Roald Dahl and Gene Wilder not Depp-as-paedo), or maybe just the delicious thought of dipping my tongue [...]
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| 15 Bantering Wittily
December 30, 2009
what would jesus buy?...
Today is the first rubbish collection after The Bearded One’s birthday (Jesus, not Santa) and our street is strewn with boxes that only a few days [...]
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| 12 Bantering Wittily
July 28, 2009
my midas touch...
Yesterday I unwittingly metamorphosed into King Midas, except everything I touched turned to shit. Following my dealings Fuckwit Movers International, there was the failure of Royal [...]
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| 8 Bantering Wittily
July 27, 2009
the third most stressful thing after death and d...
Dear God, You’d think I’d know by now: in any project, always include contingency for some fuckwit to fuck something up. Also, that something is bound [...]
