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August 2, 2011
second...
Finished my book (with satisfied tears) on the train home. It’s so hot, everything is blooming/wilting. He has the beginnings of a summer cold.
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December 29, 2010
how to have a fun day out at english seaside des...
Get up nice and early. This may necessitate having breakfast on the train. Do not dawdle (or allow companion to to be distracted by the WIDE [...]
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| 8 Bantering Wittily
January 27, 2010
mr right now...
“Every woman I know – no matter how successful and ambitious, how financially and emotionally secure – feels panic, occasionally coupled with desperation, if she hits [...]
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January 13, 2010
snowpocalypse...
‘His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all [...]
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January 11, 2010
wtf monday...
The Haunted Vagina is a published novel. The central plot theme poses the question: what if your girlfriend’s vagina was a gateway to another world? I [...]
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| 16 Bantering Wittily
January 9, 2010
feminine dynamic...
Back in September, cup of tea in hand, on a plush orange velvet sofa, with a view of Lake Windermere, I opened my fresh copy of [...]
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December 9, 2009
crap friends...
As I lay in that dark hour, I was aghast to realize that something within me, long sickening, had quietly died, and felt as a husband [...]
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| 17 Bantering Wittily
September 3, 2009
friday five: awful library books...
More bibliophile goodness from Awful Library Books.
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May 3, 2009
630 bottles of sherry for a voice...
Bravo Ministry of Culture! It only took 400 years, but Carol Ann Duffy is Britain’s first woman poet laureate. The origins of the laureateship are somewhat [...]
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| 8 Bantering Wittily
April 20, 2009
selfy...
Saturday afternoon and Science Guy went to the pub to meet a friend from home. We’d had different invitations on Friday night for drinks, on Saturday [...]
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| 4 Bantering Wittily
February 1, 2009
pride and predjudice (now with apocalyptic mayhe...
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies features the original text of Jane Austen’s beloved novel with all new scenes of bone-crunching zombie action. As our story opens, [...]
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January 10, 2009
following deflowerment by a mustachioed marimba ...
Hyacinthe Phyppe has deflowerment etiquette totally down. The Recently Deflowered Girl is a 1965 guide for those awkward moments you hadn’t planned for. In each deflowerment [...]
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