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January 4, 2012
just breathe...
I can’t think of my word. I feel as though I am made of glass. The world feels too big and too loud. I am scared [...]
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| 17 Bantering Wittily
February 11, 2010
of chocolate, giraffes and malaise...
Dear God, Dude are you on HOLIDAY or something?! I mean so far, twenty-ten has been kind of shitty. The Economageddon shows no real signs of [...]
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| 14 Bantering Wittily
July 27, 2009
the third most stressful thing after death and d...
Dear God, You’d think I’d know by now: in any project, always include contingency for some fuckwit to fuck something up. Also, that something is bound [...]
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| 9 Bantering Wittily
May 30, 2009
getting one's birdlife in an organised arra...
Dear God, First of all, massively big ups to you for all the sunshine! It’s almost too hot out there today, everyone is in the park [...]
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| 11 Bantering Wittily
February 27, 2009
if you are listening, god…...
Dear God, Dude! I badly need a favour. You see I found a little place for us to call home, just a 2 bedroom maisonette in [...]
