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March 10, 2012
the first day...
If I was ever going to experience a miracle, I fully expected it to involve a hallelujah chorus or a bearded dude in a fancy robe; [...]
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October 14, 2011
my arse is a delicate flower...
the harbingers of doom So it seems the universe is ALWAYS BLOODY LISTENING and I have lost 3 kilos in 5 days. Unfortunately this has occurred [...]
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September 6, 2011
deadline...
There is a line that gets crossed after about nine hours. Its that moment when your sub-conscious mind catches up with your conscious mind and reminds [...]
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November 19, 2009
knackered...
I have had about seven hours sleep over the last two days. I am so tired I seem to waiver between finding things hysterically funny and [...]
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October 6, 2009
i blame steven king...
Just a few months ago it seemed the whole world was a less certain place. On the brink of something frightening and yet exhilarating, the convergence [...]
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June 22, 2009
do not become a statistic!...
Having worked for years in and around Westminster, offices have been either glass and metallic towers, or something resembling a Polish concrete bunker. Today I started [...]
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June 17, 2009
the war room...
End of 16 hour day. Shattered. Am in random hotel in Basingstoke for next three days with Bid Team who are handing over to the Transition [...]
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August 19, 2008
scars...
Right knee, bashed against road in unfortunate Raleigh 20 accident, aged 8. Inner right thigh, stitches from brace to align hips after dislocating both, having slipped [...]
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February 18, 2008
pink eye...
So mostly this week we have been trying to uncover the Office Pink Eye Mystery. Discovered a few weeks ago when the first case presented, the [...]
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| 0 Bantering WittilyJanuary 28, 2008
f for phew...
There is a man that sits a couple of desks away. Just now he was phonetically spelling something to someone over the phone. He said s [...]
